philospohical approach to girls...

1fastC6 · 06-28-2010, 07:04 AM

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.... She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.

Goodspeed(ocn) · 06-28-2010, 04:18 PM

B(.)(.)BIES FTW!!

Huge · 06-28-2010, 06:41 PM

krusty · 06-29-2010, 09:51 AM

lol @ Beewbs.

06-28-2010, 07:04 AM	#1
1fastC6 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sunny Florida Posts: 3,807 Occupation: poet, sage, and raconteur	philospohical approach to girls... When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.... She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs. __________________ did I mention my new favorite color is YELLOW... it IS the fastest color, you know... GO GATORS...

06-28-2010, 04:18 PM	#2
Goodspeed(ocn) Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Shhhh. Posts: 4,972 Interests: Guns Cars Motorcycles Computers Gaming Reading Horses Movies Paintball Dota Trucks Occupation: Retired	B(.)(.)BIES FTW!! __________________ I can overclock your toaster... I am a: Heckler and Koch, Model P7 in 9mm What kind of handgun are YOU?

06-28-2010, 06:41 PM	#3
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06-29-2010, 09:51 AM	#4
krusty Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 78	lol @ Beewbs.