ninjapirate...

[1fastC6 10]

I don't read many "blogs", but this guy is pretty good... :thumbup:

 

and in addition to being a ninja (which is pretty cool), he's apparently also a pirate... :dancepirate3:

[goodspeed 10]

Ninja, aaaaaand Pirate? How fucking cool is that? Lets invite the guy aboard. All in favor? :smash:

 

This one is funny as hell.

 

"Spore: Is it worth it?

 

Spore is a new, highly anticipated game with a very strict anti-piracy regulation. You buy the CD for $50, and you can install it 3 times. After that, the CD is useless. I know a lot of girls read my site who know nothing about games, so here is an analogy - Say you buy a dildo. You use it three times, and it self-destructs. That's how stupid it is. Tampons - I could understand buying one and only using it three times. But a dildo?

I hate being trendy, but I can't help being pissed off about this load of garbage. Spore's effort to prevent piracy is pointless and stupid.

EA Games doesn't know shit. There are two types of gamers - paying customers, and pirates. No matter what kind of security measures a company puts on softwares, the pirates will pirate, and the paying customers will pay. There really is very little swing to this. There may be a few iffy people who go, "Meh, it's unhackable and I really want to play. I'll buy it. " But very, very, rarely. And, it doesn't even matter now because Spore is cracked anyway. Pirates win.

Nice try, EA. You fucked yourself out of thousands of paying customers in an attempt to give pirates reason to convert to paying customers.

 

News flash: Pirates don't convert. They are stubborn and ruthless. Hence the term "pirate. " They steal games. If they can't steal a game, they steal it from a friend. If they can't steal it from a friend, they steal a different game. Half the fun of playing a game is stealing it. They will not transform into Buy Hard consumers overnight. Pirates are used to playing games for free. Humans evolved to become accustomed to certain tendencies. You should know this, but after playing Spore, I clearly see you have little concept of evolution.

I'm not buying Spore, and I encourage everyone who reads this not to buy Spore. If you want an adventure in creating life, bang a girl without a condom. At least you can fuck a woman more than 3 times without her dying.

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I didn't "buy" it either. 'Cuz I'm a Pirate. Think about it..........:D

 

P.S. Iffin this guy has Caltrops I'll vid cam me shooting my HP laptop to smithereens. No shit.

 

P.P.S. I klikked the Jizz. I couldn't help it. OMFGROFLMAO

[acadamis2000 10]

Wow, that's a very well put article. This guy rocks. :thumbup: And yes, pirates will be pirates. It's just like music, who the hell buys cd's anymore. I make them money by referring good music to friends and maybe they will buy it...... probably not, they might just ask me for my Giganews account to download it for free as well.

 

People will never learn, so we continue to game for free!

[Godcopp 10]

I played the game all the way through in one sitting. Interesting once, but zero replay factor. The game play is just not that good, once you take away the eye candy. Definitely not worth $50. Not that I paid $50 for it. :dancepirate3::dancepirate2::dancepirate1:

[goodspeed 10]

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaa.......He sAID "pIG VAJINA. omfg LOL.

:D

 

 

 

 

 

More information about the swine flu (swine influenza)

 

WHAT IS SWINE FLU?

Swine flu is an STD. You get it from fucking pigs.

There have been 1,000 recorded cases of swine flu in the recent outbreak. This means that there are at least 1,000 people who fuck pigs in the world. Very disgusting.

I don't fuck pigs. Chances are that you probably don't fuck pigs either. But, that is not reason to put your histeria at ease about this plague. This is a serious epidemic because, though you might not get swine flu yourself, you are most likely connected to someone who does have it. Everyone in the world is connected to a pig fucker. It's like the game six degrees to Kevin Bacon, except instead of Kevin Bacon, you're having sex with the bacon. Which is a bit of an awful pun, but don't let that distract you. It is very dangerous. Pig fucking isn't some game you play in the car to your family reunion, while your sister is hogging the seat. Yes, that was another pun. But seriously, I cannot stress enough that this is a serious situation. Swine flu is very contagious. It is so contageous that if you have sex with a pig, you have a 98% - 100% chance of being a disgusting human being.

HOW IS IT CONTRACTED?

Here is some examples of how swine flu is contracted.:

1. Being a pig and having sex with other pigs in the ass or pig vagina or mouth.

3. If two pigs are sixty-nining and you jump in and tag-team out either the 6 or the 9, there is a good chance that you could contract swine flu.

4. You can also get swine flu by shooting heroin using a needle which a pig used who had the disease. And then fucking the pig in the ass. Also, if you share a needle with a pig, you also might get swine AIDs. Which is even more lethal.

6. Camp outside a medeival castle when a pyscho baby-killer queen turns you into a pig and then have a huge pig orgy with all the other people that turned into pigs like in that documentary about midgets with Val Kilmer.

Horny pigs contract swine flu in midget documentary with Val Kilmer

 

IS SWINE FLU DANGEROUS?

In short, yes.

It is a serious risk. Many cases of swine flu lead to death. To put this into perspective, here is a graph.

SYMPTOMS

Here is a dissection of a swine flu victim. By examining this photo, you can observe some interesting information about the symptoms of this disease.

PREVENTIONS

There is only one way to prevent swine flu. That is - be a raddish.

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